When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.
“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”
by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021
Get the Satire Blindmug. When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.
by YoungCalc June 20, 2017
Get the Cankle Blindnessmug. When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.
by aca_tea January 7, 2016
Get the blind blizzardmug. a children’s game similar to marco polo, which involves you blindfolding someone and they have to act as a chicken and say blind, as the other people say chicken and run away, the person blindfolded needs to chase after the other people.
by thiccmamapaloma October 11, 2017
Get the blind chickenmug. Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018
Get the Blind Dragonmug. tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears
by Bigtoez July 25, 2019
Get the Tear-blindmug. Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.
In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
Get the blind citedmug.