Noun:
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways
by Tamara and Cathryn September 3, 2008
Get the asian baconmug. A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.
Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.
by Mark1816 December 14, 2008
Get the Cock Asianmug. A race far from human. They usually have a face with wide eyes, and tanned skin. They enjoy Anime, the holy style of animation. Asians love rice, and I mean they LOVE rice. They sometimes eat their 20 pounds of rice per meal with a side of either dog or cat. So watch out for your pet's sake.
"What's he eating over there? That looks like dog, he must be asian."
"What wide eyes... he's asian for sure."
"What wide eyes... he's asian for sure."
by EpicGamerUrbanDictionary April 15, 2019
Get the Asianmug. An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.
Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh
by BishiBower September 10, 2009
Get the pocket asianmug. Jane: "Where did you eat last night?"
Max: "I went to Olive Garden with my boyfriend, Riley Sun"
Jane: "Oh, so you had some Italian and then went for some Asian Flavors?"
Max: "I went to Olive Garden with my boyfriend, Riley Sun"
Jane: "Oh, so you had some Italian and then went for some Asian Flavors?"
by just6442 April 15, 2011
Get the Asian Flavorsmug. To speak in a tongue, often describing the pronunciation of English by Asian immigrants, that substitutes all L's for R's, all R's for W's and all S's for SH's
-Herro prease, I am fruent in the ranguage of Asian Mashtaw
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria
- Oh herro I am an immigwant fwam Mongoria
by Asian Mashtaw January 29, 2009
Get the Asian Mashtawmug. The shock you get when an asian person walks right by you from behind, and you didn't expect it to happen
Wow, Chung-Ju just gave me a massive asian fright, as I was just walking down the street deep in my own thoughts
by jobey7896 July 27, 2010
Get the asian frightmug.