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angry pirate

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
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Angry Reno

A middle aged cranky man who gambles daily to see who he can offend with his political points of views all while hating everyone and the donkeys of the world.
This guy is out there shouting 45 all day and hating on the democrats. He’s such an angry Reno
by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
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Angry seagull

An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.

This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted

“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
by Hoseman August 2, 2019
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Angry Spaniard

A sex act involving rinsing the contents of t-shirt after a hot yoga session into your partner's mouth at the point of climax. Usually punctuated with shouts of "Ándale Ándale".
My neighbours are pissed at me, I woke the whole building last night doing the angry Spaniard
by Bhutan Dan August 30, 2019
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angry as fuk

When you are so mad you want to kill someone, or are just the cat meme “ANGRY AS FUK”
“I got angry as fuk when Fortnite died
by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 15, 2019
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Angry hand job

When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
My partner hates sex, but often they will give me an “angry hand job”.
by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020
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Angry parrot

The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder
Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot
by Jrillins75 April 7, 2020
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