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Draggedy Andy

To rub one's penis and scrotum all over a recipient’s face.
I swear that draggedy Andy massaged away my TMJ!
by King Nipples November 4, 2021
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Andy's Fishing.

Andy is a tall fleshy creature who stands 15ft tall. He lurks in wooded areas and tropical islands emitting disturbing noises. People have been told to have seen Andy have relationships with long bums and other small fish.
Oh did you see that huge figure in Proserpine yesterday? That was probably Andy's Fishing.
by Andy worship February 15, 2022
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andy chestovich

Literally, such a great friend. The worlds biggest nerd and try hard, but you gotta love him anyways. Super trustworthy and easy to talk to!
Wow that girl ran a 18:30 5k, she must be like an andy chestovich
by beth the best October 17, 2018
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Andy Samberg

the cutest and hottest man to ever exist & the best actor ever.
Mikey: yo, do you know who Andy Samberg is?

Lexi: Yes! I love Andy Samberg!
by s4mbergg July 16, 2023
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andy randy

the popular nickname for grammy award winner, Andrew Rannells.
“wow i love andy randy.”
“who?”
“andrew rannells- the hot actor from omaha nebraska.”
i love andy randy too!”
by cowboyrannells August 15, 2022
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Andy mcflapperson

The name of a gut flap that hangs over your snatch.
Oh wait! Just let me lift andy mcflapperson out of the way so you can look at my snatch.
by Natters May 2, 2018
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Andy Quango

A person who was the receiver, they contracted LIGMA from falling into a TV with Dino-cookies. This was the first ever recorded case of LIGMA (a variant of BOFA which appeared in the 42nd century through to the 69th century). This was the first instance of the terror disease LIGMA. Within 48 hours his symptoms worsened until he decided to go to the hospital. At the hospital the doctors realised how severe his case was, They found out he had a previously unknown disease which they named LIGMA standing for Lick Idiots Gay Mum Arse. The hospital was shut down, the military came and boarded up the hospital, they then burned it. Though, they had just eliminated the new disease over there. In China a nerd called Roberto contracted LIGMA. This time Roberto went into a catatonic state vomiting a blue-green liquid every hour.
Andy Quango is a quacking quack duk.
by Iamarealscientist August 24, 2022
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