Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Alexander

Fucking hottest guy around

Yoo Alexander is sooo hot!

by PoopyTomato January 17, 2023

Alexander Troy Bonita Fentress

A phat gay boi that says mean things about people in urban dictionary. An example of this is if you go to the second definition of Goldmining by SkeetSkeetQuail

Dang what a phaggut I bet his name is Alexander Troy Bonita Fentress

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 2, 2019

Alexander

SIKE you thought this was gonna be another name definiton didn't you?

well that's not how i do things mortal, I do things like this, defining the word alexander as whatever the fuck this is

by vuelle October 23, 2019

Jules Alexander

Jules Gary Alexander was born on September 25th 1943 and is a musician who is a member of the Pop group The Association. However, Jules Alexander is also a literal God. When Jesus became the messiah, he said in his acceptance speech "I want to thank Jules Alexander, my guy".

Interviewer: "Who do you look up to most?"
Floyd Mayweather: Jules Alexander

by Bawrence Findlemanner XLII October 16, 2022

Alexander

Alexander is a typical slavic guy who loves to get wasted every weekend after work, although at the same time he is annoyed of doing the same thing over and over again.

-Where are Alexander’s plans for tonight ?
-Ahh, he will probably be getting drunk tonight after a long working day. Although he knows that tomorrow he’ll have to get up early for work again.

by LG99 November 22, 2021