When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.
Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"
by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017
Get the Albino Garden Snake mug.one of the beautiful girls who isint a slut. They stand up for what they believe in and DO NOT take shit from anybody. Mess with an Albionita, and you will be miserable, as she is smart and knows her ways. Usually brunette with brown eyes. They play hard to get and are VERY outgoing. They dream big and are ambitious. She dominates everyone and everything. She is the leader of the group. Everyone wants to be her friend and look up to her. They are VERY confident and never ever let anyone intimidate them. They have hot tempers but are very sweet and love to help people. Girls hate on Albionita, but its all out of jealousy. They love fashion and always look good. They can get what they want, but dont act like brats. They are sensitive when friends hurt them in anyway. They dont kiss and tell, but are shy sometimes. They are very funny and know how to make you laugh. Be friends with an Albionita. They are awesome and an amazing friend. Losing them would the most horrible mistake, keeping them would be the best decision.
by Lit200oo October 20, 2017
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Stacy: April why are the bruises on your back?
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
April: Oh Steve gave me an Albanian Turnbuckle last night
by Mac Willer April 19, 2018
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The beast boy u can find loves to chat he has a temper soo chill out with him a littel fuck boy but he makes it look good love u no matter what he olso got a big dick
by Inana November 23, 2017
Get the Albenis alvarez mug.When a male lays on his bed while his legs up against the wall whilst masterbating until the point of climax. At this point he then ejaculates onto his own face.
by hollytriv November 29, 2017
Get the albino waterfall mug.Someone with multiple personalities. Fake AF. Her comedic persona is the only she's got going for her, the type that would smile at funerals. Definitely the not-so-hot girl who you wouldn't take to the school dance. Albanie is in desperate need of a TOTAL makeover.
Hot girl: "Is that Albanie?"
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....
by Jefreeee Starrrrr December 13, 2017
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