CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

Luck Aids

A non contagious disease, that brings horrible luck down upon those infected. Causes situations that would happen to no other people, much like aids in that it will eventually kill you but will cause as much pain and havoc in your life before doing so.

Kyle has luck aids, poor bastard... its terminal.

by blahblah2012 December 14, 2012

Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.

by Oside79 March 1, 2014

Meme aids

When a meme has been passed along so many times it has contracted meme aids.

"Geez, this looks like it's been screenshotted thousands of times!"

"It must have meme aids"

by THood234 July 24, 2020