acid test

A technique wherein a person subjects a potential friend to a series of mean or horrific tests to see if the person is actually cool.

pass:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck yourself.
Potential Friend: Fuck you too, buddy. Wanna go grab a burger?
Cool Guy: Congrats, you passed the acid test.

fail:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck youself.
Potential Friend: *cry*

by sk1tch March 9, 2007

Accidently

Anal insertion

You wouldn't accidently a coca-cola bottle.
You wouldn't insert a coca-cola bottle up your ass.

by Anonymous13371 March 4, 2009

Gastric Motor Accident

When you have a shit whilst driving and crash your car. Sometime death can occur.

I squeezed out a turd and crashed into a lamp post the other day. It was a right gastric motor accident.

by MrJester February 4, 2006

acid pran

a pran/shit that burns as it comes out

also known as pran on acid

Alex 'holy shit dude, my ass is on fire'

Ed 'oh man you've got an acid pran'

Alex 'shit dude it won't come out'

Ed 'push harder then'

Alex 'i can't dude, its burning so bad'

Ed 'nice'

by stephenrw January 22, 2009

Accidental Floss

When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.

Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.

by Squeentips November 12, 2010

accidental kiss

When people kiss by accident. Seen in many movies, but can also happen when things are happening in fast motion (i.e. falling, running).

John and Mary were each running towards each other with their tongues sticking out, and they had an accidental kiss when they crashed as saliva splashed everywhere.

by Babies porn October 18, 2013

accidental vegan

When your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it's been months since you've consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you've basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.

Friend 1: "When was the last time you ate something non-vegan?"
Friend 2: "Um... OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME AN ACCIDENTAL VEGAN!"

by caffeinatedvegan November 15, 2014