asshole reflux disease

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room

Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.

by TooSick4U October 6, 2008

bloody-asshole

1. adj. Describes someone or something that epitomizes the negative physical feelings of and associations with a bloody asshole and the causes thereof (i.e. itchy, annoying, bleeding).

2. adj. Having the qualities of a not-nice person.

British: Bleeding-asshole.

1. Jimmy: That bloody-asshole presidential candidate wants to return the country to totalitarianism.

Sheik Frederick: Quite true, old chap, but your whole bleeding-asshole political system lacks coherence altogether, then. Doesn't it?

2. Shut up, you bloody-asshole not-nice person!

by Andrew Swanson October 19, 2008

Assholeism

Being an asshole all the time.

He practiced assholeism.

by The Don Killuminati December 5, 2004

absolete

A combination of 'absolute' and 'obsolete.'

This is the idea that nothing is ever really 'absolute' in the universe, and that things are destined to become 'obsolete.'

It is used to reference cynical ideology preventing progress and growth.

It was once thought impossible to fill a gigabyte of data...

Space travel is impossible...

The world was flat...

These ideas are now absolete because they were considered to be solid fact and yet were proved otherwise.

by John Jacoby August 9, 2007

asshole

Someone who is being a total jerk , son of a bitch , or just wants to fuck around with your head.

( Literally means hole in the ass if you didnt know. ) Or imbecil as its the translation in spanish.

What the hell you fucking asshole? U just ranover my foot.

by jonnie walke December 28, 2005

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007

Asshole Shots

A really bad shot, throw, or pass in a sporting event. A major brick.

Taylor, quit it with the asshole shots and serve the birdie!

by mcniggleston December 30, 2010