Louisiana Abortion

Someone on social welfare smashed on ice smoking a bong on a toilet while pregnant

Billie Jo Wilkinson had a Louisiana abortion on struggle street

by Louisiana scott July 14, 2023

budget abortion

When your girl says she's pregnant so you grab the nearest lamp

"Yo I heard Becky was pregnant!"
"Nah, I gave that bitch a Budget Abortion."

by Freak Train May 10, 2017

Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years

Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023

Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.

Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.

by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024

abortion

The act of intentionally killing your unborn child.

Let's get an abortion to sacrifice our child to moloch, fuck that kid he sucks.

by THEREALPERIOD June 29, 2022

Abortion Advertisement

When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.

When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025