extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 20, 2023

canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018

tv abortion

A miscarriage experienced by a TV character.

On The Conners, Darlene's daughter Harris had a TV abortion because an elective abortion would hve offended many viewers.

by Chunks the Dog March 2, 2023

Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years

Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023

Satilite abortion

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Install on 5 satilites in one aerospace to override magnetics and preform satilite abortion with nasa aircraft.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.

The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion

by America is the bad place July 12, 2025