Bubble abortion

When you’re in the water and a bubble forms under ones shirt making them look pregnant. Therefore a bubble abortion is the action of popping the bubble.

Friend 1: yo look at my shirt I look pregnant

Friend 2: cute
Friend 1: guess I’ll have to do a bubble abortion

by Yung titty June 18, 2019

Sacred Abortion

An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.

"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."

"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."

by NAROVA August 08, 2013

Satilite abortion

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Install on 5 satilites in one aerospace to override magnetics and preform satilite abortion with nasa aircraft.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 04, 2018

Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.

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by Perfectibilist April 28, 2016

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Snort abortion

A snort abortion is when u blow out, extract, excavate, and or abort a large gnarly snot rocket that's built up from copious amounts of cocaine.

Hey bro do you wanna rip a few lines and hit the bar? Hell yeah but I've gotta do a snort abortion first, cause I've been ripping hollywood size Ricky's all damn.

by BigChief_164 April 22, 2024