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Aaron Ruiz

Noun

A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.

An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.

Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.
Sorry about all that screaming from my spare room. My 30 year old son has turned into a Aaron Ruiz.

If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.

There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.
by IIIlIIl January 2, 2020
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Aaron Tveit

A Broadway superstar who is the type of Guy that your partner will leave you to fangirl over.

You want to look like Aaron Tveit. If so, you will be able to be with anyone you chose.

Aaron Tveit is so perfect that he breaks the human standard. He must be an angel or better.
Also, he has the most angelic voice.
Final Rating: Infinity/10
A+++++++++++++++…. (It goes on forever)
“Aaron Tveit is God’s way of letting us know he loves us and wants us to be happy”-Benjamin Franklin if he saw Aaron Tveit.
Me*to genie lamp*: I wish I was Aaron Tveit
Genie:*makes me Aaron Tveit*
Me: This is the perfect human being. The prime specimen of the human race, if not better.

Me:*goes to crush’s house and rings doorbell*
Me*Hey I really like you, would you like to go out*
Her: Yes please, father my children
by SedWheatLoaf January 7, 2023
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aaron shijo

He is very gay boy he is also play boy
He is cool kid he is asthetic kid
He love 2 girls but they heart broke
He is my papi chulo he is daddy
Love you
by Unbiddenship September 3, 2021
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Aaron Black

Invented peanut-butter and the television.
David: Hey who invented the television?
Aaron Black: Me, I also invented peanut-butter.
by dfyrfgjhgsffgnfgn June 7, 2011
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Doing an Aaron

Defines a situation where someone is so intoxicated that they soil themselves and proceed to call themself an ambulance.
Where’s old matey gone? Oh god! He’s doing an Aaron!
by Dg2155 February 20, 2021
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Aaron Kyro

skater boy Aaron Kyro is good at kickflip
by sneakyfkr July 18, 2020
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Aaron-Miller

Did you see that hot wet Aaron-Miller porn?
by Savvy Savior November 9, 2010
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