Fakeup artist

Someone (usually very gay) who actually could be described as a legitimate makeup artist and doesn’t choose to Identify as one. In most cases they are the subject and will not be bothered to paint any face but their own. Your experience will not be personalized and you will not receive any advice from a fakeup artist. Their knowledge of beauty is self-benefiting - not carelessly provided during your very rushed consultation.

The term was first coined in or around 2009 by 2x Sephora university graduate and smashbox-certified Kyle Brylin while helping* as a color consultant for the LUXURY retailer. Every single product touched his psoriasis-prone face and he kept his favorites very near and dear to his heart and only his heart. Every single client received the exact same product recommendations or as he liked to call it, formula: the most expensive options and double-up on both. (Ex: Yes, you do need two foundations because we currently carry two that are over $60. And Yes, you do need two foundation brushes; one for skincare and another for complexion and other monetarily-

*Kyle Brylin typically refers to what is commonly called “working” as “helping” to bring awareness to the fact that his attendance is a choice made by him and not an employer.
“From one fakeup artist to another: I don’t give a fuck what you beat your face with and I’m certainly not going to waste my tips and tricks on you or your clientele. However, please continue and tell me again what you learned from Laura mercier that i will add to the secrets in my hair and never share with another soul for forever.”

“I’m really bad at faces.” - Kyle Brylin
by blackenedsicken June 12, 2022
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artist ani

He is the most talented artist u have ever seen.

He has many talents other than art.
He loves superheros
Artist Ani is a top artist of this era.
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Dank Artist

1. A person who has become so skilled at smoking Marijuana that they have attained the Rank of "Artist."
2. A person who has purchased so many smoking devices and blunt wraps, that they are equipped to handle any pot-smoking related situation.
Dude, Joe B is a total Dank Artist. He has that crazy credit card pipe and shit.
by Bon Havre September 12, 2013
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stack artist

Know for stacking or saving up large quantities of money.
Jake is a stack artist he always have a lump sum of money around him
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Artistic slimes

A slime shop that sells various slimes with beautiful colours and creative names!
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Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
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Dylz The Artist

Theme park music artist who makes some dutty theme park riddims.
Yo, did you hear Dylz The Artist new track?! Spinning my head like colossus, dutty track!
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