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Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 10, 2020
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National Alcohol Day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day
by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020
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refined alcohol

A portable tabletop alcohol appliance that instantly refines the savoriness of wine and spirits without diluting the alcohol, or compromising the ABV. Refined alcohol makes inexpensive wines or spirits taste like top-shelf.
"I refined alcohol using a new barware appliance to reduce the burn and smooth the finish. It was a superior drinking experience."

"Why settle for mediocrity when you can make every tasting session extraordinary by refining your alcohol and experience"
by Collide Refining Tower October 20, 2023
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Alcoholic

“I’ve never seen that Cassie girl without a drink in her hand. She’s a big alcoholic.”
by Orpnevets May 24, 2022
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Alcohol PTSD

The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.
No alcohol for me tonight i still have Alcohol PTSD from last week
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abolish alcohol august

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple

Plecase dad just stop drinking
Is that russian guy in abolish alcohol august?
by Ani gucci November 7, 2018
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Alcoholic Baptism

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.
Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign
by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014
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