AIDS-bear

A little Teddy bear that used to be sold for AIDS awareness. He has the aids-symbol on his foot and wears a scarf with a little text on it. Pronouns are he/him. No gender. Gender bad.

"That's a cute bear."
"I got him in a second hand store for 50ct"
"does his scarf say 'AIDS'? And what's on his foot?"
"oh, yes, that's all because he's an AIDS-bear."
"oh. Thank you for this information. Have a nice day."

by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022

aidsj

one of the goats in the rhythm game osu!. known for for his insane finger control and ability to learn any skill set in less than 10 tries.

hey did you see that new insane play aidsj just set on that one goreshit map?

by ultramaster26 November 3, 2022

AIDS

The feeling that you get after drawing 4 valorant matches in a row.

Jake-"Yo Chad, do you wanna play?"

Chad- "Nah bro, I have AIDS."

by LuckyHimself March 23, 2023

AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

revenge aids

When someone crosses you and you have aids then you purposely give them aids in revenge in any form possible (blood to blood, cum to blood, cutting someone and infecting their blood, etc)

"I swear to god if you steal one more dollar out of my wallet I am gonna cut open your leg and give you revenge aids!"

by Grem pls November 13, 2013

Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

crustacean-aids

It all started in 1976, when Mary, who had the first nasty case of crustacean-aids, slept with Jim. Jim went to the doctor, and the doctor was alit with wonder when he peered upon these tiny life forms wriggling in Jims mound of pubic hair.

"These are not normal crabs!" cried the doctor, hurridly grabbing a sample and jotting down some squiggles in his doctor diary.

The doctor told Jim he'd contact him in two weeks.

"I'll contact you in two weeks.

Two weeks later, Jim had developed what looked like coral; the crustacean-aids had built a crustacean home.

When Jim went back in to see the doctor, the doctor had grave news for Jim.

There was no known cure.

The doctor had published a journal of his discoveries.

"The crustacean-aids appear to be similar to the well-known pubic lice of this generation, but they are much worse. They smoke cigarettes and fornicate often.. They even have a cheerleading squad. Soon I reckon they'll infect us all."

And they did.

"Jim has crustacean-aids."
'Whats that?'
"Like crabs but worse."

by PhD.Md.Ba.Ma. Guache. December 12, 2015