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Poopy Towel

Full of themselves and their body suffers from it, always want it their way even if it makes no sense. Usually big jerks. (usually the type of people you see at a trampoline park)
That Jorgan is sure a poopy towel. I wish he would just get some excercise and shut up.
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
mugGet the Poopy Towelmug.

eating towels

Sexual frustration in a steam room due to the hot guy sitting across from you.
He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.
by NopeNah October 20, 2017
mugGet the eating towelsmug.

smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally
That bar smells like a wet towel.
by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020
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National walk around in a towel day

January second. National walk around in a towel day.
Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023
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Towel shimmy

When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
by Jewish Thunder May 4, 2014
mugGet the Towel shimmymug.

towel shame

When someone shames you for walking around in a towel
Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."

Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016
mugGet the towel shamemug.

flangeeta towel

just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
Anyone got a spare flangeeta towel? I got the painters in...
by c0za April 8, 2005
mugGet the flangeeta towelmug.

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