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Ullapool Smile

The scars left behind after stapling one's cheeks from the sides of the mouth to the ears, then removing the staples by hand, leaving a series of scars similar in design to a Glasgow Smile.
My work colleague told me about a friend of his in high school who would actually staple his own cheeks with a stapler for fun. He joked that he scars he got didn't create a Glasgow Smile, but rather what he called an "Ullapool Smile".
by ComradeSasquatch August 3, 2018
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Deceived Smile

When your boy looks at you with a smile that seems to be a happy and warm smile, but you later learn he is plotting to raid your cabinets and steal your cookies.
He smiled as I left for work, but I came home and 21 packs of Oreos were gone. It was a deceived smile.
by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019
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toad's smile

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear
marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead
by tk191 June 23, 2010
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Secret Smile

your partners Cum face that only you see on the point of Male/Female ejeculation.

Used in the Semisonic of the same name
"Love your secret smile!!
by monkeyboy1000 September 1, 2009
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Pink Smile

The pulling apart of one's butt cheeks to expose the hideous pink folds of flesh inside one's anus
"You fucking nob jockey that's the last time you'll do that you cunt. You're getting the pink smile"
by Rude Dog November 10, 2006
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chocolate smile

The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.
Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile
by Waqas, Chris, David, May 23, 2006
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Smiling Charlie

A "Smiling Charlie" is to put someone's face on a curb and kick the back of their head into it, causing damage to that person's face and consequently knocking out all of their teeth. This action may cause death to the recipient.
He needed 200 stitches in his face as a result of the Smiling Charlie he received last week.
by Lincoln 10 March 29, 2010
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