Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.

Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!

by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017

crispy

the feeling or act of being burnt out

The team is a little crispy this week.

by Amberbackhander March 5, 2022

Crispy

An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.

Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.

I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy

Hanging out with you was so Crispy

I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it

The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat

by B 0 B November 7, 2022

Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.

He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.

by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.

"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"

by iTomHD February 15, 2018

CRISPY

When someone does something good.

OOH! Thats extra crispy, man!

by boislayerha April 8, 2020