The act of making sweet sweet love to your new bride on top of a bed frame you made by hand, and then proceeding to reach climax and put out 1/5 of the candles you lit for the night. This act is often followed by smoking a cigarette on your balcony that was perfectly made for this exact scenario, and feeling true freedom from the sin of lust and perverted sexual tension that existed between you and the female species for years.
Your wedding is coming up, do you think you’re going to follow the ceremony with a Huras Shag after? I definitely would if I could..
by Thick’s#1Fan June 18, 2024
Hey boi, who’s shagging arse?
by Elgreat January 27, 2022
by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017
A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.
Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.
by ThatBitch123456789 January 25, 2023
Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.
Awkward situation:
Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure
Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure
by Casio38 April 11, 2010
A drinking game invented by a group of students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:
1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing
Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing
Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
by PremAnnaMaddieAndy April 18, 2008
When jeff takes owen to the races to have sexual intercourse with the car. This can be done in a variety of ways, including but not limited to penal insertion in the car exhaust, shooting loads on the steering wheel, and giving the handbreak oral.
Owen: Jeez leah that shower was nice. Now Im gonna ask dad if he can take me to the racecourse for a Mclaren Shag
by Mk10drilla October 28, 2019