major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder
yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022
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non-feminist art major

That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.
Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a nice glass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.
by JigglyPuffinYourMom July 19, 2015
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The Major League Clerk

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Major League Clerk
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Major Sport

Activity that is demanding of physical prowess, it is competitive and it makes you sweat a lot (this includes cleaning)
by Ten Inches December 23, 2011
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Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
by SpradDaddy May 02, 2024
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reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.
Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.
by vaseline2020 December 30, 2018
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MAJOR AIDS

A person who is not the father. They are probably the grand infector and you should stay away from them at all costs if you don’t want to risk the aids touch.
That guy has MAJOR AIDS. I wouldn’t go near him; probably for the AIDS touch.
by spienator101 November 14, 2023
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