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by woooooooowww January 27, 2019
Get the dick johnsonmug. Foop Johnson is what a failed YouTube channel that played mostly Facade and Yandere Simulator ends up being. Now editing for people such as The Right Opinion, they have found their true talent.
by Lithium Junkie March 12, 2020
Get the foop johnsonmug. Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023
Get the Perry Johnsonmug. A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
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Get the blow johnsonmug. Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.
by Mike November 27, 2003
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