Goober

A silly person and/or creature

Dude 1: Yo check this balck cat out, his eyes look so stupid
Dude 2: Yeah, he's such a goober!

by 𝕽𝖎𝖕𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖉 April 23, 2024

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Goober

Snot hanging from your nose

Hey mate, you've got a Goober hangin'

by Xamresd February 13, 2023

Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.

Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.

by Dik8utt February 21, 2019

grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goober

A Pickleball and marketing enthusiast

Marina is a goober

by zzzzzzzzzZiseric January 18, 2023