(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.
by Scrapheap Markus January 03, 2008
by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003
To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.
As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.
by Brandon Cur-Dog June 17, 2006
by Thomas Wight December 30, 2005
The act of dropping a massive shit in the toilet causing the temporary suction of all oxygen from your bathroom, followed by an immense reverse flow of toilet water to shoot out of every faucet in the house and piss your mom off.
MOM-"Tim what the fuck is going on is that an earthquake that just happened? All the faucets in the house are shooting water and making noise"
Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"
Tim- " Nah mom, chill the fuck out, I was just dropping a mega deuce in the bathroom. Now call a plumber bitch"
by Jokerofdeception September 15, 2008
<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.
Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"
Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."
by Mike in Fredericksburg July 03, 2006
by researchchem November 24, 2006