Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

Crunch Bug

A bug that is from crunch land and it looks like an eraser with pins in it and it’s cool so you should get it is the number one pet and crunch land and Yar.

I have a crunch bug and you don’t do your uncool haha

by CrunchayMaster123 July 26, 2023

crunch

crunch is a different word of saying crush (like a romantic crush). it's just a more fun way of saying it and should be adopted into everyday vocabulary.

Person 1: I have such a crunch on Person 3!!
Person 2: Me personally, I have a crunch on Person 7!!!

by im a star April 8, 2023

crunched

to be ugly or crusty looking

”you see that boy over there he’s crunched”

by janijaye February 8, 2022

celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.

What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.

by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

by karbis_ July 25, 2022