Crispy

When something isn't legit.... its CRISPY

J: dawg i got soo high yesterday
F: word man thats CRISPY!
J: ya EYAWWW
F:EYAWWWW

by EYAWWWW123 June 5, 2010

Crispy

Crispy is a word for someone who steals clothes from poor people

Omg I hate her she’s so Crispy!

by Lukers4 March 12, 2021

The crispy

The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.

What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.

by City6930 June 29, 2021

crispy

a member of a very powerful and important group

Tom: Are you in the crispygang?
John: Yes!
Tom: *kneels down*

by crispycucumber October 3, 2019

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

Crispy

The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.

Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!

Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!

by ERAmatica January 8, 2012

Crispy

Something that is just bussin bussin

That ending to the movie was too crispy it made me cry like mf baby.

by anonymous November 27, 2021