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Covid-Weinstein

A person who sexually harassed someone while quarantined for an illnesses.
John got corona virus, he told me he is now a Covid-Weinstein.
by Jehebebe March 20, 2020
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“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.
Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.
by WildestBlings May 15, 2021
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Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison
The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly
by GFAR83 April 24, 2020
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covid-19th

A 19th birthday in 2020.
My covid-19th is in July this year.
by Smith dux Wurd April 7, 2020
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Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.
"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."
by JR382 January 14, 2022
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Schrödinger's Covid

The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
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Covid-25

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."
by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020
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