Bed Whore

one who takes over the whole bed when you are trying to sleep in it.

one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.

n: Kim was being such a bed whore last night and I couldn't fall asleep.

v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."

by ws11 September 1, 2009

pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.

Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."

by solana August 3, 2007

Sam's Bed

A place of the unknown, to which anything can happen, be heard or been seen...also comfy.

Sam's bed

by teD / Bam Bam January 13, 2009

bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.

"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."

by Patterdome May 23, 2008

Bed holocaust

The act of jacking off and killing millions of knuckle children

Juan: Hey, I just commited a Bed Holocaust and put it in the fridge.

Adolf: That's why the yogurt tasted funny.

by mr.horhez March 3, 2011

Bed Dead

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).

"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."

by Joan1 June 1, 2013

crack the bed

When you need to sleep so much that you can't do anything else except throwing your self heavily into your bed

Mate, I'm feeling knackered I can't be arse to go out tonight, I'm gonna crack the bed instead

by johlunik August 2, 2011