jan 24

My fucking b-day

My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)

by Fvckingagoat November 23, 2021

November 24

The day $not posted the official video for "Go"

Dude 1: Did you hear $not's song is premiering on November 24?
Dude 2: Ofc I set an alarm for it too.
Dude 1: cool.
Dude 2: cool.
Dude 1: wanna fu-

by supermariokart69696//lesbian November 23, 2021

moscow 24

Objectively the best tv channel in russia according to my russian friend dennis

Moscow 24

by f3wl May 22, 2023

24 July

People born on 24 July are pretty and pretty smart, but kind of shy. Don’t be shy, YOU ARE AMAZING, SHOW IT TO THE WORLD!

X: You know that girl?
Y: Yes, she doesn’t talk much but she is amazing.
X: She probably was born on the 24 July!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Score 24

A sexual act where the female is punched in the mouth (the goal is to knock out 24 teeth) and then performs a bloody, gummy blowjob on the male

Steve: Betty had some dried blood around her mouth this morning. Did you Score 24 last night?
Dan: You know it!

Nancy: The tooth fairy brought me $24 last night
Jenny: Gross. I can't believe you let Shawn Score 24 last night.

by Knucklepuck June 2, 2009

August 24

August 24 National kiss a stranger day go out there only if your single though if you are just go, go kiss a stranger

What are you doing go kissa stranger National kiss a stranger day August 24

by Loversam November 9, 2019

September 24

September 24th is a day were u have to shit your self in public

Dude: Bro wtf why u shittin on the vibe

Bro: Dude it’s September 24th

Dude: Oh shit it is bro hold up imma join u

by Kramister November 9, 2019