by correlation_lee July 13, 2024

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

by havexse April 9, 2020

Short for consensus-enforcing information technology. Con-tech are companies providing products or services such as websites and social media platforms, where opinions of liberal, leftist or woke character, claimed to be the mainstream consensus, are allowed while harmless divergent opinions are suppressed by use of moderation, banning and so-called shadow banning. Con-tech has a low tolerance of perceived political incorrectness and considers such content and users to be impurities.
- You shouldn't use this and that, they're alt-tech!
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
by Priminio March 3, 2021

by Car__ September 22, 2025

Con the don is my brudda he’s about 7’’11 got a ginger trim but it’s bless and he gets bare gyall some are mental some are proper mental but still gets more pum than you
Some geezer:My miss got shagged all through the summer and I didn’t know. The other geezer:definitely con the don shagging your wife bruvva.
by Frankie14 January 16, 2021
