Simp

Simp...my god...Simp is meaning you love or fawn over someone abit too much

Jakey:Kaylleen i simp for you..
Kaylleen:dude i simp for tenisha
tenisha:me to kaylleen
*the two lesbos make out*

by Haven~san May 9, 2022

Simp

Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.

That guy is such a simp.

by IPrince May 15, 2021

Simp

Where a boy fall in LOVE with a girl for no reason

Boy 1: Hey bro

Boy 2: yea?
Boy 1: I’m simping for that girl

by WhatDoYouWantToKnowMyNameFor May 16, 2020

Simp

simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.

Woman: Ey, kill that dude.
Man: Why-
Woman: Cuz I'm hot.
Man: Fair enough.
Man 2: SIMP

by TextTastic August 23, 2020

Simp

The definition of a simp is Seth Green... You know who you are.

"hey what is a simp?"
"all I have to say is... Seth Green."

by Eli_Clan January 11, 2020

Simp

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.

1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.

by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020

Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.

Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*

by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020