Brown Betty

The best, most loyal, and beautiful puppy ever! She's my best pal.

Named after the Fringe Episode, she really fit her name..
Chronic Supernova and Afghani Kush.. a wild ride.. and a heart of gold.
A fierce spirit, and savior of my life, she earned her wings today, she went home.

Brown Betty Bam Ba Lam.. my goldeneyed girl.. you will be missed, head hand and heart.

by REBel Siren June 2, 2021

Houghton Brown

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown

I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Brown Sack

verb. To leave, to depart, to exit from, to get the fuck out of, to dip, to bounce out.

Dude, Jamie and i were about to have sex, but then i smelled her clam-like crotch and had to brown sack, so i went home.

by emoeed December 16, 2012

Brown Face

The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown

Im Canceling you for brown face

by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023

brown snicker-doodle

the act of shiting in another persons asshole

"hey tried to give me a brown snicker-doodle so we broke up"

by your69mom October 18, 2015

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021