Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.

"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021

Scram Time

The hour leading up to last call at a bar or club in which patrons must quickly find their hookup for the night before leaving together. Usually the most raucous/best time to be out.

We're going to go scram at Moonies bar!

We're going to the party but we'll probably head downtown for scram time at Moonshadows Tavern.

by Hezell March 12, 2012

It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.

“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer

by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Helmet Time

What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.

She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time

by JasonFive February 24, 2005

Time Sensitive

A term originally used to describe urgent tasks or deadlines, but now more accurately refers to the extremely limited window during which one must impress their partner in bed—before the mood, the moment, or the erection disappears like a Snapchat message.

"Bro, I lit candles, put on Usher, and she was ready... but my dog started barking, her mom FaceTimed her, and then I sneezed. Mission failed. It was time sensitive."

by Pharedus April 8, 2025