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I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.
Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme
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Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website is for posting your own definitions for words and phrases. However, now the dictionary is just filled with dirty and bizarre sex related stuff. It is disgusting. People turn completely normal objects into, like, idk, a way of having sex??? Like, What the actual heck???!!!
Person: The urban dictionary is trash, I feel like it’s almost as bad as a porn website. Eww
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Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012
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urban fuck

Tyler is urban fuck. Well actually his URL is urbanfuck. so.
by ratchetontheloose October 15, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

The sight you're on right now. Seriously! You came onto Urban Dictionary to look up Urban Dictionary?????????
Urban Dictionary is my guide to understand modern day humans, as I come from a simpler time.
by Annie Sage January 26, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

a happy place where everyone comes when they don't know something.

a place full of random nonsense when nonsense makes sense to the nonsenseable
Kristopher: "Dude, where were those chicks from the party from?"
Luke: "I think from Jefferson Forest High School"
Kristopher: "What's that?"
Luke: "Let's Urban Dictionary it!"
by blondemaid463 September 23, 2012
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