Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024

Pliers cheese

Something that you put up your arse.

Man i put a Pliers cheese up my arse last night god damm it felt good.

by Join the cunt October 9, 2020

Cheese Pita

When bottoms and tops swap and cover themselves in shredded cheese

Bryn: Where did all the shredded cheese go?
Rodney: last nights cheese pita

by lilbobobigbobo May 18, 2022

cheese-miker

someone named Mike who has way too much cheese stored in their Car

Wow, Mike! You're such a cheese-miker!

by ballsackcheese900 December 9, 2021

cheese

A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀

Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵

by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022

Cheese Pita

When bottoms and tops swap and cover themselves in shredded cheese

Bryn: Where did all the shredded cheese go?
Rodney: last nights cheese pita

by lilbobobigbobo May 18, 2022

Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.

That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me

by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022