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penis

"he put his penis in his mouth. it was a super gay dude."
by i ben dover 4 ur mom November 22, 2021
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Penis

A word that middle schoolers just discovered and now they think its the funniest shit ever.

It's not. At all.

Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.
"penis"
"lmao"
by temujin420 August 24, 2022
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Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
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Peni

Peni is a very polite, handsome guy that everyone would love to be friends with and is a really nice person and not a fake, but to warn you don’t get on his dark side but one of the great things is that he has a very nice personality and a ginormous dick. yum
Peni is definitely a true friend and wouldn’t abandon anyone. unless he doesn’t care
by Patzi November 23, 2021
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penis cufufel

Birds fighting using their penises.
Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!
by Cantaloupe84 February 23, 2023
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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vons penis

vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
by kazzysbf March 14, 2021
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