You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

by killacrip August 12, 2021

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

by scooner March 21, 2018

i love you like a lana del ray song

A man worthy of deep meanings and words that are hard to explain.

Her: i love you like a lana del ray song

“lets leave the world for the ones who change everything, nothing could stop the two of us lets just get lost, thats what we want.”

by poegrog May 15, 2023

You kill sound like one white girl ahlie

The words of a tramp called Nikki

“You kill sound like one white girl ahlie” - use when ugly and insecure

by yubo group November 22, 2022

National Tell your crush you like them day

Tell your crush you like them

I like my crush national Tell your crush you like them day

by Smdysmf June 1, 2022

“Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

Typically an excuse used by Nvellen after being outplayed in World of Warcraft arenas.

Mirror’s ridiculous? “Yeah, I just didn’t feel like concentrating that hard”

by SIReignman May 9, 2021

Bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

Let’s just say a substitute for huh? What?

Hey dude I saw you sleep with my gorl
bruv I can’t not just like huh bro what?

by ErrorGGS R May 26, 2021