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Monkeying about

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.
by BridalStew September 29, 2021
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monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.
'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'
by hank grolok December 18, 2011
mugGet the monkey uddersmug.
Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.
by Firesword101 April 7, 2025
mugGet the Happy as a monkey fried in clartsmug.

Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.
"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
mugGet the Mud Monkeymug.

Monkey

An animal that looks a lot like you
Girl 1: are you a monkey?
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: same ngl
by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.
“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”
by BBunns March 3, 2023
mugGet the Monkey Cuppingmug.

Chunking the monkey

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night
by Weavebobo October 26, 2016
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