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New day new Venci

One will use this phrase when had a really bad day and are hoping for a new beginning tomorrow and since "Venci" is the holy word for better life and new beginnings it shall be interpreted as "New day new beginning" For example:
VrunciFanNo1: Sacré bleu! I haven't finished yesterday kebab! 😭😧
Vrunci: Ah, no Venci today huh?
VrunciFanNo1: NO VENCi?!?!?
Vrunci: Don't worry new day new Venci!
by MalkataBulka August 9, 2022
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New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high
Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.
by Deringian May 12, 2020
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discords controversial new ui

A recent, unwanted overhaul of Discord's user interface that has caused widespread disapproval across its user base. This new design is often described as a cluttered, unorganized mess, resembling the chaotic, poorly-optimized layout found in Android phones. The update features unnecessary complexity, over-complicated navigation, and a general lack of coherence, leaving users longing for the previous, cleaner interface. The UI is so bad that it’s often compared to a half-baked, rushed project, leading many to wonder if Discord hired a team of monkeys to make the changes.

Example: "I tried using Discord’s new UI and ended up spending 20 minutes trying to find the settings. This update is like if Android and a toddler had a messy design baby."

Synonyms:

Android-ridden disaster
Digital dumpster fire
The great UI blunder of 2025
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Discord’s new UI? It's a nightmare to navigate."

Person 2: "Yeah, it’s honestly terrible. Looks like they took an Android interface, added a bunch of random colors, and called it a day. It's like the UI is trying to rage-bait you."

Person 1: "No kidding. I spent 10 minutes just trying to find my friends list. This update is a total mess. I swear, it feels like they hired someone who has never used a phone or computer before."

Person 2: "It’s literally the Discords controversial new UI in action. I’d rather have the old version back."
by 584940493395874392034839394 February 27, 2025
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New Jersey

The most amazing state in the entire U.S.A. and I don't want to hear you southerner motherfuckers talking because you all suck. First off all, NO. WHERE THE FUCK. IS. JOISEY. I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY "JOISEY" BEFORE EXCEPT THESE FUCKING NEW FUCKING NEW YORKERS ON THE FUCKING TURNPIKE OR THE GS PARKWAY BETWEEN EXITS 88-94.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE SAY TAWK. YES WE SAY CAWFEE. BUT NO WE DON'T SAY JOISEY FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES. Now to my next point, is that WE ARE THE BEST STATE. We don't spend our time saying "howdy y'all" in the most mickey-mouse sounding voice ever and growing fucking corn all day while burning to motherfucking death (yes, arizona texas and louisiana that's directed at you bitches). Wanna know why we fucking hate you? You hate us. Imagine all 49 other states just talking shit about you, like "oh florida's just a spawn of white karens and gators" or go to my profile to see the rest of my motherfucking 5178 character essay because the definition has a character limit of 1500. I promise it's up becaues I posted all the parts in the same like 10 mins and they were all finished posting by midnight september 4 2022.
I fucking love New Jersey it's the best state we have best tomatoes best pizza best bagels best blueberries and we keep our parks in good condition. we have a weird accent but it's better than hearing "howdy y'all" every day. no we don't say joisey but we do say tawk and kawfi.
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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New Word

Type a new word. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
"Hey man, type a new word on your document"
by Mikey736 March 31, 2022
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SMNI News

SMNI News is a TV Channel, that it has propaganda worse than Russia Today, Fox News and CCTV China.

It tends to have eerie and pedophilic views of the world and politics.
MTRCB: *Shuts Down SMNI News*
Me: This is the happiest day of my life, Rest in Piss SMNI News, You will never be missed
by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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The New Misanthropy

A novel condition in which the sufferer looks upon approaching human beings as threats, just for breathing, and wants them to burn in hell.
What was this moron, this utter fool, coming toward her with his mouth covered and his fucking nostrils exposed?! He was human scum, a killer, and the sight of him filled her with revulsion. At one time she might have found him attractive. But now? Now she wanted to smash him, hard, but that would entail proximity, the last thing she'd ever want to share with another person. She knew she'd contracted The New Misanthropy, but it was a damn sight better than Covid.
by Monkey's Dad February 10, 2021
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