The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
Get the Mayonnaise, cheese, and hammug. When a muthafucka got that extra skin on it, and he don’t wash that shit, and you pull that shit back, and lint and cheese b spillin out.
by your neighbor January 25, 2023
Get the Cheese Dickmug. by Simmypoo May 18, 2025
Get the The cheese planmug. A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.
by Benis36 March 10, 2019
Get the Cheese Dickmug. by xBanterz July 27, 2021
Get the cheese gratedmug. by TRK_01 October 30, 2021
Get the cheese and crackersmug. by BT1234 February 13, 2022
Get the You Smell Like Cheesemug.