E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.
As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'
he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow
*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'
he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'
by gravitybomb May 16, 2008
Get the e-shamemug. 
by Hankscolts November 21, 2022
Get the Capt-e-tanmug. by FernProject December 13, 2021
Get the Chuck E. Cheesemug. Meaning a small or short emo.
e- (emo) midge
for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height
e- (emo) midge
for example a 10th grader may be allowed to call a emo 7th grader an e-midge cuz the 7th grader is smaller in height
by Suicidal_Muffin June 29, 2009
Get the e-midgemug. by BokunoPico6969 September 18, 2014
Get the e-heritagemug.