penis

penis

penis

by Rosiepuru December 6, 2021

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

smeggy penis

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

Penis

A long male body part that I like to suck on

I take a lot of penis in my asshole its so stretcched

by Butthole2025 February 19, 2025

Penis

It is actually short!! for penisatania witch is a bone in the left testicle

I need to get surgery on my penisatania
Step sis: I'm coming

by I'm 12 December 14, 2020

Penis

yours is small

my penis tastes like strawberries

by proudhorsehater April 3, 2022