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Asian penis 

Referencing to the fact that Asians have a different penis than your everage joe. In general, they are smaller. In a study done of 113 nations, measuring male average penis size, Congo and African countries were at the top , around 18cm when erect. Americans were around 13 cm.
North Korea and south Korea were at 9.8.
The other definitions on here are clearly written by some insecure Asians trying to debunk the truth.
Obviously not all Asians have small dicks, but it's more likely and the average.
Since Kim Jong Un has Asian penis he makes all his white and black civilians s cut length off their dick so that he can have the bigger penis and pretend he is exempt from Asian penis curse.
Asian penis by Trustjpl May 31, 2021

cooked penis 

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.
Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.
cooked penis by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

Goraieb Penis 

The medical condition compared to or the same as micro penis.
Wow that thing is small,do you have "goraieb penis"
Goraieb Penis by XxsuperdickxX December 1, 2011

no penis no

No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!
(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!
no penis no by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014

shovel penis 

A penis that picks up things moderately well.
Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.
shovel penis by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

loose penis 

when one's penis has a small shaft
you have a loose penis matt
loose penis by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

nature penis 

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected
Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck
nature penis by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016