mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

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Mr. McMahon

A Mr. McMahon is the act of taking a dump on the head of a girl during a MFM threesome.

Shane unleashed a steaming Mr. McMahon on Rita's head while Johnny kept pounding her.

by Walfer February 01, 2024

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mr brush

Typically the dumbest person/thing you'll ever meet. He is always going to be interested is social lives, will probably end up being a middle school or high school teacher, and doesn't normally help with problems or cares about homework. A Mr Brush will try to give you detention even if you haven't done anything. He likes to make his students do his chores, and usually has one or two favorite students. He doesn't mind boasting or telling the whole class something that will affect others, such as what he thinks about one student, or how he prefers another. A Mr Brush usually likes to yell, even if everybody is being quiet. Aside from being dumb and annoying, a Mr Brush can really help you if he really gets to know you. He is a fun person to be around, if you don't mind occasional gossip or rumors. If you meet a Mr Brush, stay on his good side!

Student 1: Who's your teacher this year?

Student 2: Mr Brush
Student 1: Really? You must be lucky! I've heard good things about him.

Student 2: I hope so.

by Goodfairyperson October 03, 2017

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