Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".
Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."
by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022
Get the Mr. Crispymug. by 4spennn May 9, 2022
Get the mr patelmug. mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)
by helloelijahajdhsh March 6, 2024
Get the mr peanut buttermug. a very nice person and an amazing friend. if your friend is nicknamed this they a real one and will be there till the end.
"MR. QUACKERSON THAT WAS MEAN >:("
by hehehheheehehhehehehhehe February 5, 2021
Get the mr. quackersonmug. Mr. Bing is an aggressive division 1 mathlete and the best math teacher you will ever have. He always is eating food, but for some reason, he is still a noodle. It is sometimes hard to tell if he is your teacher or a fellow student.
by Crippled_spoon November 19, 2019
Get the Mr. Bingmug. When your girlfriend passes out, you jerk off on her eye lids. When she wakes up in the morning, her eyes are spot welded shut to her cheek.
I Mr. Magooo her last night!
by Double D and E-Money November 8, 2014
Get the mr. magooomug. by Sightseeingpro December 4, 2024
Get the Mr. Blueberrymug.