your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like

Your mom is a cunt, all of them are

by Densest March 18, 2017

mom cringe

A mom or mother figure who continuously makes uncool jokes to make her seem less cool. As in trying to use slang but ends up looking like a uncool biach.

Daughter: Bye, love you mom!
Mom: *Struggles to make a heart with middle finger and pointer finger like a gen z being a millennial
Daughter: Mom you’re so cringe
Mom: *Flips daughter off
Daughter: It doesn’t even feel offensive when you flip me off because it’s coming from you
Daughter: This is the definition of “mom cringe”

by reesiespeecies June 2, 2024

Mom

Define 1: Some one who abuses you for your whole life until you have panic attacks daily ptsd and anxiety attacks

Define 2: a Demond that lives in your house

Define 3: fathers no no toy

Guy 1: do you have one of those new things called moms
Guy 2: yes I think I’m going to return mine

by That one kid I the corner December 2, 2019

Your Mom

Your mother.

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Your mom.
Guy 1: not funny + didnt laugh + ratio

by barackobama69420 May 28, 2022

ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 8, 2022

bmx mom

A common feature seen in bike shops. The mother of a BMX rider who has absolutely no awareness or acceptance of the jumps and tricks her child does on their bike and storms into bike shops to blame the bike shop or bike manufacturer when they come off the bike and injure themselves.

"The frame's cracked, but she guaranteed that he never jumps it or does tricks on it , he only cycles it to the park. She's such a BMX Mom, she won't accept the bike's been jumped."

by CliffordRedFaction June 29, 2020