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Emotional Kick In The Balls

The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.
"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."

"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."
by DeweyBoy March 1, 2010
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Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear
To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte
by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020
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ball sack vinegar

the musky liquid that forms around the testicles on a hot day.
mowing the lawn on a hot day in Houston produces ample amounts of ball sack vinegar!
by bayou rican July 29, 2015
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Among us balls

Among us balls is used when there is awkward silence and you need something to randomly make someone laugh
by Yourbigoldsexymother April 12, 2022
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happy fun ball

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
"Accept no substitutes!!"
by devilzukin December 3, 2003
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YouTube Blue Balls

A term used to describe the feeling when you are watching a video, and then the video suddenly stops loading. Thus forcing you to wait even longer to watch the whole video.
Tom: Hey did you watch the new Battlefield 3 trailer yet?!

Bob: Not all of it, half way through the video I got YouTube Blue Balls...
by miles9110 June 30, 2011
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Gutter ball

When you tittie F a chick with a wide spread gap between her breats. Hence the name gutter (wide spread), Ball (nuts in between).
I got so drunk, I gutter balled some grandma last night...
by DMasSC November 23, 2007
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