The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
Get the horizantal shit mug.Radio shack - derisive term describing the quality of products, the prices, and the people that go there.
I need 100 phone 94-010 dialers so I can replace the crystal and make a redbox, but the only place to get them is shit shack.
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Get the shit the bed mug.Needless conjunction of the mild profanity Shit and what is considered to be the worst, Cunt into an single phrase.
by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003
Get the shit cunt mug.1. A common phrase in the Phillipines.
2. A common form of intercourse in the Phillipines - which is why they say it a lot - in which a woman positions her cunt in front another's asshole which in turn shits into her cunt.
2. A common form of intercourse in the Phillipines - which is why they say it a lot - in which a woman positions her cunt in front another's asshole which in turn shits into her cunt.
1. You, fucking shit. Why don't you wait 2 weeks like everyone else before invoicing me.
2. Two Filipino girls were lying on their sides on the floor with their vaginas pointed at the other's anus just fucking shit.
2. Two Filipino girls were lying on their sides on the floor with their vaginas pointed at the other's anus just fucking shit.
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