hot dog tits

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.

"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Dog Day Afternoon

As the Accidental Reincarnate says, "In literally having had many of a 'Dog Day Afternoon' spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. I have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life's many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!"

Have you ever spent a dog day afternoon wondering what Fido would do if he could make a fist?

by Gravy111 November 1, 2010

Dog N Suds

N.) Dog N Suds is the act of fucking a female in the ass, or vag. You then pull out, and proceed to bust-a-nut in her ass crack. After busting said nut, you lay your dick in between her ass cheeks. Once this is done you start lightly, or heavily running your dick through her crack, similar to titty fucking or such activities.

Vuahla, you have just committed a "Dog N Suds"

Yo, last night I was messing with my old lady, when I totally Dog N Suds'd her!! It was ballin!

by Assman1897 October 21, 2009

Frozen corn-dog

A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.

Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.

Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.

Jeff: the smell.

by Rogefag December 11, 2010

Golden Dog Tags

"Golden Dog Tags" are a less than commonly used term in the United States Armed forces, to describe one who has Fornicated with a member of every branch of service including their own. Masterbation does not count. The reason it is "less than commonly used" term, is due to the difficulty to get the opportunity for intercourse with other services.

Steven: bro do you remember that navy chick I watched a movie with lastnight?.. Fucked her right in the pussy. Guess who has their golden dog tags?..

Kyle: ew dude she was fat as fuck.

Steven: still counts pussy.

by Pusslicka22 October 21, 2014

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

ur dog a frog

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.

Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*

by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018