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A guy who’s the worst driver ever. Despite this, he is a great friend to have, and he loves Jesus with all his heart. He also knows a lot about sports and is the biggest Mariner’s fan
Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who caused multiple car accidents?
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy
Person 2: yea but I heard that he loves Jesus and is a Christian guy
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 8, 2025
Get the Mr Applejar mug.to perform a mr enos, is to maul someone's asshole until his insides become rich and creamy
Noun
Also considered the most succulent and tight asshole known to man kind, its like a black hole, in that it encapsulates anything it sucks into, once you're in, you can't get out, it squirts, it breathes, and it pulsates.
Noun
Also considered the most succulent and tight asshole known to man kind, its like a black hole, in that it encapsulates anything it sucks into, once you're in, you can't get out, it squirts, it breathes, and it pulsates.
if i give you a Mr. Enos, then you have to kiss me and pretend you like it 😏
I bet that hot teacher would love to get a Mr. Enos from me
I bet that hot teacher would love to get a Mr. Enos from me
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He’s just acting like he’s Mr. PF,
“Hello Mr. “Perfectly fine”
How's your heart after breaking mine?
Mr. "Always at the right place at the right time, " baby
Hello Mr. "Casually cruel"
Mr. "Everything revolves around you"
I've been Miss "Misery" since your goodbye
And you're Mr. "Perfectly fine"”
“Hello Mr. “Perfectly fine”
How's your heart after breaking mine?
Mr. "Always at the right place at the right time, " baby
Hello Mr. "Casually cruel"
Mr. "Everything revolves around you"
I've been Miss "Misery" since your goodbye
And you're Mr. "Perfectly fine"”
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Get the Mr. PF mug.A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart
Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?
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