That lady who got eighty-sixed for yelling in the bathroom and hitting security in the face is now telling the receptionist that she was "just asking questions", but that's every FART's favorite catchphrase
by WORM worrior August 5, 2025
Get the FARTmug. John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
Get the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug. by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020
Get the fartmug. by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
Get the shit piss cock fartmug. 1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021
Get the Fart Tissuemug. by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020
Get the Fart and Furiousmug. Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!
Fart Nickel Butt
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!
Fart Nickel Butt
by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024
Get the Fart Nickel Buttmug.