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FART

That lady who got eighty-sixed for yelling in the bathroom and hitting security in the face is now telling the receptionist that she was "just asking questions", but that's every FART's favorite catchphrase
by WORM worrior August 5, 2025
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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fart

an explosion between the legs that is dropped by a bomber jet and Ur bowels
i just exploded my bowels and my fart smells
by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020
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shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry
“shit piss cock fart”
did you stub your toe?”
penis
by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
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Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.
1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!
by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021
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Fart and Furious

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020
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Fart Nickel Butt

When you fart and theres a nickel up your butt
Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!

Fart Nickel Butt
by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024
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