A gay man.
"You're a tree hugging, dirt worshipping dick flumper."
"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."
"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."
by MsVodkaaa December 11, 2012
Get the Dick Flumpermug. When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.
by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019
Get the dick hookmug. Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.
Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Dickmug. by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017
Get the Dick flyingmug. by Kaj012 July 28, 2018
Get the Dick-Donkmug. by LlamaLamb July 6, 2020
Get the Shallow dickingmug. A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.
“Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”
by Adwala76 March 18, 2022
Get the Poker Dickmug.